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The Mysterious Case of the Missing Carrot ✨🐰

Dear Fluff-Friends,

This morning started like any other: birds chirping, sun shining, and me—Bunella—stretching dramatically in a bed of freshly fluffed hay. But disaster struck faster than a bunny can binky… my breakfast carrot was GONE. 😱

Naturally, I launched a full-scale investigation. 🕵️‍♀️ Here’s how it went down:

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🐾 Suspect #1: Sir Whiskers the Cat

• Motive: Known carrot sniffer.
• Alibi: Claimed he was sunbathing on the windowsill. Likely story.

🐾 Suspect #2: Gerty the Guinea Pig

• Motive: Carrot addict. Rehab 2023.
• Alibi: Said she was meditating to spa music.
• Evidence: Orange crumbs on her snout. Very suspicious. 🧐

🐾 Plot Twist: It Was… ME?!

After hours of dramatic sleuthing and fake mustache wearing, I found the carrot under my own tail. I’d been sitting on it the entire time. 🤦‍♀️

Lesson of the Day:
Sometimes, the answers are right behind you… literally.

Stay fluffy and keep investigating,
🐰 Bunella 💕